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beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

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thatfunnyblog:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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Mom got me a memory foam mattress topper for my birthday and holy hell my sleep last night was about 5x better than it has been in almost a year.

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malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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tastefullyoffensive:


Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

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